some-call-me-menace:

you know how some people sleep with guns or knives under their pillows for protection? KEEP YOUR KNIGHT IN YOUR BED INSTEAD!! FOR SAFETY REASONS!! THAT’S YOUR LIVING WEAPON!!!! #mylivingweapon

some-call-me-menace:

you know how some people sleep with guns or knives under their pillows for protection? KEEP YOUR KNIGHT IN YOUR BED INSTEAD!! FOR SAFETY REASONS!! THAT’S YOUR LIVING WEAPON!!!! #mylivingweapon

reefsharkivist:

has anyone else ever noticed that toys are lowkey fun to play with?

no? just me?

tch, whatever *unfurls my one angel wing and my one demon wing*

orcboxer:

maybe-a-ufo:

orcboxer:

one of the kids playin and screamin outside just did a perfect imitation call of the common loon

*hovers overhead ominously*

now they’re up to some other shit I ain’t seen before

calellon:

unfortunately i could never be nonchalant because i am not well in the head and also my soul is on fire