you know how some people sleep with guns or knives under their pillows for protection? KEEP YOUR KNIGHT IN YOUR BED INSTEAD!! FOR SAFETY REASONS!! THAT’S YOUR LIVING WEAPON!!!! #mylivingweapon
you know how some people sleep with guns or knives under their pillows for protection? KEEP YOUR KNIGHT IN YOUR BED INSTEAD!! FOR SAFETY REASONS!! THAT’S YOUR LIVING WEAPON!!!! #mylivingweapon
has anyone else ever noticed that toys are lowkey fun to play with?
no? just me?
tch, whatever *unfurls my one angel wing and my one demon wing*
we need UBI so nsfw artists can get hyperfixated on characters from games that aren’t f2p gachas again
Who is the moon waxing her gibbous for anyway
one of the kids playin and screamin outside just did a perfect imitation call of the common loon
*hovers overhead ominously*
now they’re up to some other shit I ain’t seen before
unfortunately i could never be nonchalant because i am not well in the head and also my soul is on fire
that oafish homie u keep around for his considerable physical strength and little else
the oafish homie you keep around for his compassionate heart of gold and other endearing qualities
different guy
That oarfish homie you keep around for his ability to predict earthquakes and tsunamis when he ventures to the surface waters.
you may be confused
Takes a long drag of my nothibg
